Sunday, June 27, 2010

What Not To Wear is a Stupid Show

You know what show I CAN'T stand? "What Not To Wear."

I've always hated that show. Its so mean. Just think about it.

Imagine you're a happy, carefree person. You like who you are, then out of the blue a bunch of your friends and family humiliate you by putting you on this show where the two pretentious hosts make you throw away all of your clothes. Then they make you go out and buy a whole new wardrobe... and what they mean by new wardrobe is... three outfits.

I really don't understand why people think this is a good thing. First of all, how embarrassing would it be for your sister or brother and closest friends to nominate you for the show. It only means that they were too cowardly to tell you in person, to try a different style. Instead they want two complete strangers to laugh at your past/present fashion faux pas.

While we're on that topic. Those hosts... who says they know what they're talking about anyway? "Stay away from horizontal stripes." Why? What's the big deal? "They're unflattering to your figure." Okay... I'm pretty sure people are going to know whether you're fat or not regardless of what direction your stripes are going. So, If you like horizontal stripes, and you feel good in them... tell that Stacy girl to can it.

Really, We were born naked. People invented fashion. Who cares what you wear, as long as you're wearing something. Seriously. Get a life and stop caring about clothing. There are more important things. We have a huge oil leak in the gulf of mexico and people are still wasting time watching that trash.

It's NOT what you wear, Its you.


Peace and Love

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